You see Couches may seme unsuspicious, but that is no rule to cancer causes, man. Everything causes cancer, even your family. So yes, couches are a leading causes of cancer according to new age lunatics like me. There has been and still are tons litteral and figurative evidence proving the fact that couches cause cancer. It is even alliteration, if that doesn't convince you, then that's too bad because your gonna die from cancer due to your ignorance.
